#BRANDON STROUD SOULED OUT 1997 HOW TO#

The strap Konnan and Bubba are tied together with is long as hell, so in theory Bubba couldвЂ™ve stood in the middle of the ring and Konnan couldвЂ™ve just sprinted from corner to corner and won without incident. YouвЂ™re supposed to drag your opponent around the ring, touching all four corners of the ring in order without having your forward momentum halted. It keeps them from running, and gives you enough slack to whip their bare skin. The idea of a strap match is that youвЂ™re tied to your opponent by a short leather strap. How many Nitro columns have you read, and how hard do you think the finish of a second-match-of-the-show Big Bubba/Konnan match is gonna sh*t the bed? This week, Bubba is forced to finally have the match. Remember on last weekвЂ™s show where Konnan was supposed to get revenge on Big Bubba for winning a match against him via over-the-top-rope DQ, and also for ditching the Dungeon of Doom and joining the nWo in a strap match? But Bubba no-showed and Konnan had to strap it up with M. ThereвЂ™s a point where Glacier hits a kick and goes for a pin, but BobbyвЂ™s too close to the ropes and ALSO IS KICKING OUT but Glacier just stays there because he thinks that was the finish. Watch when Bobby pushes him into the ropes, and GlacierвЂ™s doing these exaggerated palm strikes and Bobby has no idea. His kicks either miss by a mile or hit way too hard, and sometimes BobbyвЂ™s just outright ignoring them. Beautiful Bobby is probably the first Glacier match where youвЂ™re like, вЂњyeah, no.вЂќ Bobby tries to have the most basic match in the world and hell, I could have a passable match with Bobby, but Glacier canвЂ™t. ItвЂ™s like they found a guy who could kick and were like, вЂњdo you want to be a wrestler,вЂќ and he was like, вЂњsure, what do I do,вЂќ and they were jut like, вЂњkeep kicking, itвЂ™ll work itself out.вЂќ

#BRANDON STROUD SOULED OUT 1997 HOW TO#

The reason more people donвЂ™t like him is because he just had no f*cking idea how to wrestle. At the same time, IвЂ™ve gotta be straight with you. HeвЂ™s a rural Georgia gym teacher pretending to be Sub-Zero, who eventually teams up with a karate cat to fight a apocalyptic Biblical horseman and a skeleton, accompanied by The Devil.

Brandon stroud souled out 1997